momentous occasion

its hitlers birthday.
its columbine day.
its the day when youre supposed to smoke weed, except if you are a weed smoker and you dont smoke weed every day, youre fucking stupid
but most importantly at all, its hitlers birthday.
when i own a house i will refer to it as The Hitlerdome
this shit just aint reich

intentional misspelling to soften a genuine sentiment

kill all celebrities, bankers, and politicians
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imagine a time when its not only okay to be gay, its mandatory
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i like a passion pit song, and a neon indian song, now watch me gesticulate wildly trying to justify this critically unhip admission
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sometimes i bike around scowling at everyone i see, giving no fucks, im the Day Ruiner, georgia supervillain and enemy of southern hospitality everywhere

on why everyone is a idiot

you should become as ugly as possible; you should mutilate your flesh and drive peace from your thoughts. age in solitude, pursue no relationships and engage in no activities other than the cultivation of mental discipline and ritualistic debasement of your body. as you age, your understanding of pain and suffering will deepen, and while your deformed body withers your mind will develop a rich, fertile humus as layer after layer of agonizing experience accumulates. plant the final seed there, a new beginning in the form of a bullet.
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leonardo dicaprio was a patient on shutter island the whole time. nicolas cage dies in kick ass. miley cyrus' dad dies in the last song. fukcing stupid faggot dick